froody
if a girl tried to sacrifice me to the old gods that would be totally fine and I would submit but if a guy did that I would fight back a little
froody
unless he was really hot I guess (the god or the guy)
lacrimalis
in which case it is appropriate to fight back for homoerotic reasons
froody
Not me, I’m a pacifist. I just make sad pathetic little noises while he strikes me and look up at him with my honest big brown eyes. He knows he killed a good man and it punishes him more than any physical harm I could do to him.
lacrimalis
ohhhh if you hit him with that 🥺 hard enough he'll never land the killing blow
froody
I’m so patheticcore. I’m such a poor little meow meow.
lacrimalis
any decent man would take u in and nurse u back to health under the patronage of the old gods he once foolishly believed he could bring himself to sacrifice u to
froody
(he doesn’t know I am loved by all of the gods and by showing me clemency he saved himself from all manner of ills and perils)
theyouth--waste-it
What the fuck are you two talking about
froody
homoerotic failed human sacrifice